Meet the Books!

 1897: ALIENS! VAMPIRES! ZOMBIES!
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1897: ALIENS! VAMPIRES! ZOMBIES! Book Two.
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1897: ALIENS! VAMPIRES! ZOMBIES! Book Two.
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GOOD SHOW, PEAR DANUBE!
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EARL THE VAMPIRE (a play)
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BOISE, IDAHO (a play)
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THE TROJAN WHORE (a play)
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HOLY BIBLE! BOOK OF GENESIS brought to you by the Somewhat Inaccurate Historical Society)
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