1897:ALIENS!VAMPIRES!ZOMBIES!
  • home
  • in the beginning...
  • dramatis personae
  • Books
  • AVZ blog
  • Rachmaninoff versus the Zombies

On This Day in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... December 4th, 1619...

12/4/2019

0 Comments

 
Thirty-eight colonists arrive at Berkeley Hundred, Virginia. The group's charter proclaims that this day "be yearly and perpetually kept holy as a day of thanksgiving to Almighty God." Which is why America celebrates Thanksgiving every December 4th...

Which is why we celebrate the eventual obliteration of this land's native people...

Which is why genocide only applies to...

Which is why we like turkey but only sometimes.


Picture
0 Comments

On This Day in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... December 3rd, 1956...

12/3/2019

0 Comments

 
Wilt Chamberlain scores 52 points in his varsity debut at Kansas. He celebrates by sleeping with absolutely everyone.
Picture
0 Comments

Today in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... December 2nd, 2019...

12/2/2019

0 Comments

 
Steve Bullock and Joe Sestak drop out of the American presidential race and... who?

Which is probably why they dropped out.

Can you tell which one is which?
Picture
0 Comments

Today in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... December 1st, 2019...

12/1/2019

0 Comments

 
Cosmic Crisps, apples that can last a year, are sold for the first time today. Good news for people who don't like fruit but don't want anyone else to know that.
Picture
0 Comments

On This Day in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... November 30th, 1993...

11/30/2019

0 Comments

 
President Bill Clinton signs the Brady Gun Control Bill and they all lived happily ever after.
Picture
0 Comments

On This Day in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... November 29th, 1972...

11/30/2019

0 Comments

 
Atari invents Pong, the first commercially successful video game and digital equivalent to a cat toy.
Picture
0 Comments

On This Day in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... November 28th, 2016...

11/28/2019

0 Comments

 
"Hamilton" makes $3.3 million dollars in a week and HOLY HELL Broadway tickets are frickin' expensive.
Picture
0 Comments

On This Day in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... November 27th, 176...

11/27/2019

0 Comments

 
Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius grants his son Commodus the rank of Imperator. And for being a smart guy whose book we still read, that was a really stupid move. Seriously, look at his statue. He wanted to be Hercules. Eesh.
Picture
0 Comments

On This Day in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... November 26th, 1991...

11/26/2019

0 Comments

 
Condoms are handed out to thousands of NY high school students, and I'm pretty sure %75 of them were used for water balloons.
Picture
0 Comments

Today in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... November 25th, 2019...

11/25/2019

0 Comments

 
In Germany, royal jewelry is stolen from the Dresden Green Vault, and how long before the movie rights are purchased, do you think?
Picture
0 Comments
<<Previous
Forward>>

    Author

    Sean Michael Welch has written things, and that's good to know.

    buy 1897 Here!
    Buy the second one here!

    Categories

    All

    RSS Feed

Proudly powered by Weebly