Wilt Chamberlain scores 52 points in his varsity debut at Kansas. He celebrates by sleeping with absolutely everyone.

Steve Bullock and Joe Sestak drop out of the American presidential race and... who?

Which is probably why they dropped out.

Can you tell which one is which?

Cosmic Crisps, apples that can last a year, are sold for the first time today. Good news for people who don't like fruit but don't want anyone else to know that.

President Bill Clinton signs the Brady Gun Control Bill and they all lived happily ever after.

Atari invents Pong, the first commercially successful video game and digital equivalent to a cat toy.

"Hamilton" makes $3.3 million dollars in a week and HOLY HELL Broadway tickets are frickin' expensive.

Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius grants his son Commodus the rank of Imperator. And for being a smart guy whose book we still read, that was a really stupid move. Seriously, look at his statue. He wanted to be Hercules. Eesh.

Condoms are handed out to thousands of NY high school students, and I'm pretty sure %75 of them were used for water balloons.

In Germany, royal jewelry is stolen from the Dresden Green Vault, and how long before the movie rights are purchased, do you think?