Today is National Sandwich Day. Not a specific sandwich, just sandwiches in general. It is also National Housewives' Day and National Bison Day. As the economy continues to methodically eliminate the middle class and regulations regarding the preservation of near-to-being endangered species (again) become lax, then this would be the best time to ask your stay-at-home mom to make you a bison sandwich in that special way she does: equal parts love, bison and voting.
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