This is complicated...
Today is Thanksgiving. Eat turkey! Don't ask why!
Today is National Turkey Free Day. Don't eat turkey! Eat its tofu equivalent!
Today is National Mourning Day. Feel bad for that turkey you ate! Or the ones that were pardoned by Trump who died soon after because they were bred to be eaten and were too stuffed to continue to exist. R.I.P. Peas and Carrots. We hardly ate thee.
Today is National Cranberry Relish Day. Eat that thing that you really only eat on Thanksgiving! Maybe that's all you get to eat because you are really confused on the right move at this moment. I get it. All good. Have that discussion with yourself. No judgment.
But hey! Football! That's... debilitating concussions... yeah, I know... *%$#!
Today is Thanksgiving. Eat turkey! Don't ask why!
Today is National Turkey Free Day. Don't eat turkey! Eat its tofu equivalent!
Today is National Mourning Day. Feel bad for that turkey you ate! Or the ones that were pardoned by Trump who died soon after because they were bred to be eaten and were too stuffed to continue to exist. R.I.P. Peas and Carrots. We hardly ate thee.
Today is National Cranberry Relish Day. Eat that thing that you really only eat on Thanksgiving! Maybe that's all you get to eat because you are really confused on the right move at this moment. I get it. All good. Have that discussion with yourself. No judgment.
But hey! Football! That's... debilitating concussions... yeah, I know... *%$#!
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