Michelle McLean of Namibia is crowned Miss Universe.
Here's a few suggestions on how you may want to respond to this:
1. Well, she was the obvious choice.
2. The universe is pretty big. Are we sure we are confident enough to suggest anything past Miss World?
3. Did anyone bother to alert PSR B1620-26 that this was happening?
4. What's her name and she's from where? (Both say and spell Michelle's home-country wrong here).
5. Why's her name sound American to me? That's confusing. Is she white? Is she not white? Someone let me know before I make a decision.
6. Effin' foreigners takin' our effin' jobs.
7. I admit she's pretty, but President Trump says her country is a shithole so I am torn between all the feels.
8. Let my erection decide. No harm in that.
9. None of the above.
10. GFY.
Here's a few suggestions on how you may want to respond to this:
1. Well, she was the obvious choice.
2. The universe is pretty big. Are we sure we are confident enough to suggest anything past Miss World?
3. Did anyone bother to alert PSR B1620-26 that this was happening?
4. What's her name and she's from where? (Both say and spell Michelle's home-country wrong here).
5. Why's her name sound American to me? That's confusing. Is she white? Is she not white? Someone let me know before I make a decision.
6. Effin' foreigners takin' our effin' jobs.
7. I admit she's pretty, but President Trump says her country is a shithole so I am torn between all the feels.
8. Let my erection decide. No harm in that.
9. None of the above.
10. GFY.
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