Today is National Simplicity Day. So let's keep it simple...
Stop celebrating something every single day! Because if you keep doing it then Christmas will mean nothing and all of your gifts will be socks! Hanukkah candles will be nothing more than a fire hazard! Ramadan will become a weight loss program! Foot fetish day is just around the corner! Stop regarding every day as something to be celebrated, unless you mean to celebrate every day that you are granted life!
Whew. Sorry. Today is National Simplicity Day. Keep it simple. Like this picture of a baby kangaroo is simple. Unless you've seen a kangaroo give birth. Look it up.
Stop celebrating something every single day! Because if you keep doing it then Christmas will mean nothing and all of your gifts will be socks! Hanukkah candles will be nothing more than a fire hazard! Ramadan will become a weight loss program! Foot fetish day is just around the corner! Stop regarding every day as something to be celebrated, unless you mean to celebrate every day that you are granted life!
Whew. Sorry. Today is National Simplicity Day. Keep it simple. Like this picture of a baby kangaroo is simple. Unless you've seen a kangaroo give birth. Look it up.
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