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On This Day in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... February 9th, 474...

2/9/2019

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Zeno is crowned emperor of the Byzantine Empire, promising to destroy alien lifeforms in order to distribute thetans across the world which will attach themselves to all humans in order to make them sad...

I'm being told that Zeno is not the name of some alien overlord at the heart of Scientology. It's Xenu. What a horrible mistake I've made about a batshit concept.

Dear Scientology, please don't sue me.
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