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On This Day in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... August 16th...

8/15/2018

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 Q: How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: How hot is the light bulb?

Q: It's... I mean, it's room temperature, I guess--since it hasn't been used yet. It's a new light bulb.

A: How new?

Q: I mean... I don't know when it was made, but... what are you asking?

A: Is the light bulb legal?

Q: It's--what? Yes, it's a legal light bulb. I'm not sure what an illegal light bulb would look like.

A: Made in America?

Q: This one was made in Virginia--is that important to you?

A: Am I related to the light bulb?

Q: No. What?

A: What was the question again?

Q: How many Donald Trump's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: I have no knowledge of ever screwing in a light bulb at any point and my lawyer will say the same thing if prompted. And I do not appreciate this line of questioning, to be honest. And if you try to say that I had any knowledge of said light bulb, then you will be sued to the fullest extant of my libel.

Q: Okay.

Today is National Tell a Joke Day. Did I mention that before? I should have mentioned that before. Also, I am not a strong joke-teller.
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