Today is National Relaxation Day.
Not feeling it? Okay, then it's also National Leathercraft Day. Relax by making a belt.
No? Fine. It's also National Lemon Meringue Pie Day. Eat one to make yourself feel better without any effort. Because... I mean... it's right there... EAT IT.
America: the land of choices since... the year of your choice, because that's also freedom.
Not feeling it? Okay, then it's also National Leathercraft Day. Relax by making a belt.
No? Fine. It's also National Lemon Meringue Pie Day. Eat one to make yourself feel better without any effort. Because... I mean... it's right there... EAT IT.
America: the land of choices since... the year of your choice, because that's also freedom.