This is a day that only has one thing to celebrate. Many of our National Days have been assigned more than one thing, but not this one. For today is... National Pigs-in-a-Blanket Day.
Seriously. This is where we are as a culture.
You can celebrate by pretending to wrap our President in a comforter--my God, I'm just so cynical.
Seriously. This is where we are as a culture.
You can celebrate by pretending to wrap our President in a comforter--my God, I'm just so cynical.