Today, swear to God, is National Drink Beer Day.
"I drank beer with my friends. Almost everyone did. Sometimes I had too many beers. Sometimes others did. I liked beer. I still like beer... Yes, we drank beer, my friends and I, boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer. The drinking age, as I noted, was eighteen, so the seniors were legal, senior year in high school people were legal to drink. And we--yeah, we drank beer. And I said, sometimes probably had too many beers and sometimes other people had too many beers. We drank beer. We liked beer."
-Brett Kavanaugh for Bud Light
"I drank beer with my friends. Almost everyone did. Sometimes I had too many beers. Sometimes others did. I liked beer. I still like beer... Yes, we drank beer, my friends and I, boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer. The drinking age, as I noted, was eighteen, so the seniors were legal, senior year in high school people were legal to drink. And we--yeah, we drank beer. And I said, sometimes probably had too many beers and sometimes other people had too many beers. We drank beer. We liked beer."
-Brett Kavanaugh for Bud Light