On These Days in (Somewhat Inaccurate) History... September 6th, 7th and 8th 1651...

Sep. 6th: King Charles II of England climbs into an oak tree to escape capture after losing the Battle of Worcester.

Sep. 7th: "Day two... it's actually quite comfortable... made a friend... a titwillow I have come to call Marvin..."

Sep. 8th: "Day three... leaves not adequate sustenance... forced to eat Marvin... my heart breaks at the thought..."